4/29/10

Little Ads - Art for horny prudes.

The ad does say "study art", not "understand basic anatomy", so I guess there's no lie here. What's going on with this woman's boobs? The "drapery" is clearly not covering her chest, and those are definitely her boobs, but something's missing. I can't quite put my finger on it (heh heh). Maybe the artist is conflicted about nude women? Horny enough to focus on drawing boobs, but too shy to finish the job?

"Black Vendetta" model, only $5.95. Also see our "Angry Drifter" model, "Error in Judgement" model, and our "Twitchy Loner" model.

 
 New for campers. Superior to other baby packs that place the child on your chest. Great for families with exceptionally ugly children. Also allows your child to warn you of snipers attacking from behind.


"...Also earn top pay conducting the All-Fostex chorus."


Surplus radiation counters. Never wonder again why you just died. Special three-for-one pricing! One for each arm. See our shop in Megaton. Disclaimer: Some surplus units may be mildly radioactive. Not to be used to detect or treat any environmental threats.

2 comments:

craig f. said...

Joke #1: Should Baby Huey there really be in a child carrier? That kid's old enough to drive. He's got legs like a Romanian gymnast.

Joke #2: Piggybak Carrier: Great for armless children, chronic masturbators.

Phil Are Go! said...

Well joked, sir! I look forward to meeting you again on the field of battle.

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