Joke #2 - Smaller than a television set, this mini recorder can be concealed inside an ordinary library-edition bible for secret recording anywhere in a certain portion of one floor of a library.
Joke #3 - Provided no foreign officers think to do even the most basic of body searches, and they don't open his strange little briefcase, your secret agent can make recordings 2 1/2 hours long.
Joke #4 - Tie conceals tiny microphone and thickest microphone cord in the world.
Joke #5 - Concealed under a tie, this super-sensitive miniature microphone can secretly record sounds made by the wearer, or his tie.
Joke #6 - Tie conceals tiny microphone of miniature recording device, which is hidden under a much larger tie inside a satchel, connected to the first tie by a completely un-suspicious cord, wrapped in a third tie, just to be sneaky.
Joke #7 - A British model is planned, compatible with ascots.
Joke #8 - Battery life is projected to be 2 hours, but can be extended by use of solar hat, which is easily disguised as ordinary radar hat.
Joke #9 - Not for use with Collien Super Noise Siren Tie or Collien Magnetic Shirt.
Joke #10 - Tiny microphone of miniature recording device concealed under tie, or inside secret agent's neck-shoe.
Joke #11 - World's smallest recording device is hidden inside lunchbox. World's yummiest lunch is concealed inside different case resembling secret miniature recorder.
[ Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
Hah! Three good ones from Craig. Observe...
A. Tiny recording device conceals man with tie.
II: Tiny microphone concealed by world's largest tie tack.
3 - World's smallest recording device is powered by two deep cycle marine batteries weighing just 43 pounds each.
Wish I'd thought of those! Hat tip to Craig. -Mgmt.