12/1/10

RCA / Du Mont Miniature TV camera - It's nearly invisible.

Joke #1 - "Oh, and one more thing. The New iPod Mini comes with video, twelve pounds of extra weight, and a cord. Sorry, we were out of ideas. Please buy it anyway."

Joke #2 - Disguised as an ordinary space heater, this miniature video camera was used to collect critical data on the Soviets during the cold war.

Joke #3 - Replacing your glasses with the new PureSight 20/20 is as easy as looking through a hole in a metal box plugged into a wall, held up to your face all day long. Medicare reimbursement eligible. Also comes in yellow.

Joke #4 - In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU! (Sorry. -Mgmt)

Joke #5 - Disused Soviet TV cameras find new life as personal eye heaters. Use only as directed by ophthalmologist. Note: Do not use.

Joke #6 - A triumph of miniaturization, this new ultra-portable television camera makes it faster and easier to record TV footage of the user's eye anywhere in the world.

Joke #7 Sue joked like this - "Natasha, Moose and Squirrel will NEVER notice the new hi-tech video bug on the side of the lamp!"
-Borris 

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1 comments:

Sue said...

"Natasha, Moose and Squirrel will NEVER notice the new hi-tech video bug on the side of the lamp!"
-Borris

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