Joke #2 - It was only day three of the new "free-form curriculum" and already the girls were rehearsing "Minuet in E Major: Danse of the Naughty Dionysos for Woodwinds and Underpants". The board was going to have a field day with this.
Joke #3 - The teacher had stepped out for a bathroom break, and in just three minutes the boys had begun to live like apes, and the girls had set up a barter system of opera and lip gloss.
Joke #4 - A rare glimpse inside the David Lee Roth Academy of Music and Snugly-Fitting Trousers.
Joke #5. [Craig checks in with a wish-I'd-though-of-it zinger.] No Child's Behind Left