8/16/11

Music Class

Joke #1 - At the Saint Stevie Wonder School of Music and Soul, students are taught to rock out before being chemically blinded.

Joke #2 - "No no, Marjorie. It's '...to any god OR government'. Not 'AND'. Let's try again from verse five... No his mind is not for rent..."

Joke #3 - "Wait! Father Charles! I heard it again! I think someone's here. Or, did you just cough and say 'this is boring' in a low whisper?"

Joke #4 - "...happy birrrth-day Father-Released-Pending-Further-Investigaaaa-tion. Happy birrth-day, too youuuuuu."

Joke #5 - "Excuse me. I don't think there's anything wrong with the action on this piano."

Joke #6 - "All right children. I'm blind, but I can still smell, you know."

Joke #7 - "No, I'm sorry Randy. Your armpit solo isn't until after the second chorus. Let's try again. 'The king of glory comes, the nation rejoices...'".

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt.]

Joke #8 is from Sue. Well joked, Sue! - (Did you get a good look at the little girl on the left?) "Cindy, we do not bitch slap like those hoodlums at The Ike Turner School of Blues and Funk!"


Joke #9 come to us from Fil, with a new spelling. Thanks, other Fil! - Father Joe's Music Outreach provided the chance of a lifetime for culture-deprived crackers: A week-long stay in the homes of various 'almost was' bluesicians. In this photo, Blind Lemon Pledge, notorious foul-mouthed junkie, threatens to stop playing and start punching 'blindly' if someone doesn't get her a smoke, pronto.

4 comments:

Sue said...

(Did you get a good look at the little girl on the left?)

Cindy, we do not bitch slap like those hoodlums at The Ike Turner School of Blues and Funk!

Fil said...

Father Joe's Music Outreach provided the chance of a lifetime for culture-deprived crackers: A week-long stay in the homes of various 'almost was' bluesicians.
In this photo, Blind Lemon Pledge, notorious foul-mouthed junkie, threatens to stop playing and start punching 'blindly' if someone doesn't get her a smoke, pronto.

Craig F. said...

Joke #5 cracked me up.

I'll throw in the black keys for free.

PhilAreGo@gmail.com said...

Well spotted Craigf! Ten bonus points for catching the reference. I knew someone would get it! I forgot about the black keys thing. Such a good movie.

Thanks for reading, Craigf!

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