Joke #1 - "You can let go of the wheel, dear. We crashed three minutes ago."
Joke #2 - Don really felt more relaxed and focused behind the wheel. It really was working. Maybe when
his promotion came through, they could have personal massagers installed in all the seats.
Joke #3 - Even in 1959, hybrid cars were mostly powered by the smugness of the driver.
Joke #4 - "Honey, your driving is so much smoother and somehow more determined. I think your new eyebrows are working!"
Joke #5 - Don seemed transfixed. He looked so peaceful. Shelly wished she could see what he could see. She also wished he could see the school bus they just drove through.
Joke #6 - Don was a different man now. Confident. In command. Even more virile. Shelly could see it, and so could little Darla. He felt reborn. Thank God for truck nuts.
Joke #7 - New breakthrough safety device will not allow car to start unless you have a healthy prostate.
Joke #8 comes from a long-time commenter by the name of Anonymous2. Thanks A2! - Although she tried her hardest to humor him, Ellen still couldn't hear or see the Little Rascal "Darla Hood" Ken said haunted the backseat of thier Plymouth. She'd just smile and say "Yes, Dear". Ken decided today was the day Ellen was going to meet her.