With a few easy modifications, a spare cabinet can be converted into this convenient chihuahua storage unit, for quick access when a dish needs a little chihuahuaing. A vertical window can also be cut in the door to easily see when you're running low on chihuahuas.
Alternately, one could "train" your dog, or build a fence or buy a frikkin leash to keep your goddamn dog from wandering into my garage and startling me when I'm using a frikkin circular saw and almost cutting off my goddamn finger! What the hell is wrong with you, you lazy, self-entitled yuppie prick? [Note to self. Have intern move this story to "editorials" folder for revision. Do not post as-is.]
Requires no skills or ideas. Simply cover jug with linseed oil putty and press bric-a-brac, or "crap" into putty. "Folk art" lets descendants know how bored you were. Alternately, simply buy linseed oil putty and throw it in the trash, along with jug and bric-a-brac.