Joke #2 - Every November, energy-conscious homeowners may choose to seal every last gap in their house with a high-quality silicone caulk, to keep out the chill. However, this may also "keep in the chili".
Joke #3 - In later decades, cheeky gossipers would develop a simpler way to pantomime a ribald visual innuendo about the act of love using only the fingers. This new method eliminated the need for props and a bathroom, allowing the making of innuendos virtually anywhere that gossipers met.
Joke #4 - The Toilet Drill is available in two sizes: the standard model, which uses a 18v battery pack, and the "Brazilian Steakhouse" model, powered by a Briggs & Stratton 2-stroke engine.
Joke #5 - An ordinary morning at EIB Broadcasting.
Joke #6 - An early model clockwork flush toilet, whose mechanism required daily winding.
Joke #7 - ...If the toilet still won't flush, try a larger gun. Or consider calling a team of professional plumbers, who will require municipal authorization to use shaped charges to restore service.
Joke #8 - "...But if we outlaw toilet rifles, then only the criminals will have toilet rifles! Is that the world you want to live in?"
Joke #9 - "You can have my poo gun when you pry it from my cold, constipated hands."
Joke #10 was excreted from the brain of Misterfancyhotballs2. Thanks, Fancy! - Inventor gives new meaning to the term "it's a crap shoot".
Joke #11 was mysteriously left in a brown paper bag on our doorstep by Anonymous 2. Get off our lawn, Anonymous 2! - Jim hated Friday nights, and the slogan: "Fill'er Up! at Johnny's All You Can Eat Truck Stop". He thought the truckers knew it really only meant fuel. He also hated the term "Service With A Smile". Why, oh why, did he take the Mens' Room Maitre d' position?
[ Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt. ]