10/5/12

Radio Face - Weekend project for evil families.

Halloween's coming. That means it's time to start a fun project that will make your kids long for the day when they can run off to college and keep on running, even after they graduate. Build your child a freaky Radio Face. No really. Schematics and everything.
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It's basically a piece of masonite or quarter ply with the guts of the radio exposed in the back. The tubes make the eyes glow. The mouth is the tuning knob. The whole thing looks like Mr. Bill as rendered by Edvard Munch. Whee.

We didn't ask to be a radio! Why do you hate us?
What's the nice lady in the picture listening to on her tortured soul / radio? The relaxing sounds of weeping orphans. What else? Evil as she is, even she can't make eye contact with the radio. Nobody's that evil.

Schematic posted below, if you want that badly to emotionally scar your children. The really handy reader might incorporate an aux in jack, so you can listen to your own selections on the Radio Face - you know, Rammstien, Slipknot and Raffi.


UPDATE - Alert Reader Bill Beaty is a big fan of "magic eye tubes", something I hadn't heard of, not even from any of Dad's lengthy orations on engineering. Bill's explanation of MET's was so thorough, we have added it to the post. Thanks for filling in the blanks, Bill!

"They were little tiny one-pixel CRTs built into radiotube-sized, well, radio tubes. High voltage, electron beam, glowing green phosphor with moving light patterns (responds to waving around-magnets just like old tee vee screens did.)

The best part is how they worked. If you were standing on the moon, in vacuum, and someone beamed an electron spotlight at you, your electricity shadow would have the usual shape, but its size would change depending on the amount of electric charge on your body. Unlike charge would attract and focus the electron beam, making your shadow shrink down to miniature size. In the Magic Eye tubes there was a thin wire casting an "electricity shadow." If the wire was negative charged, it repelled the passing electrons, and its black electron-shadow on the phosphor screen would expand wider. It's an inexpensive animated bar-graph which instantly reponds to a voltage signal. Bet it started out as Nazi Super Science, stolen by the Allies during Project Paperclip. :) Think about it ...the perfect futuristic green-glow device for vacuum-tube Bakelite instrument panels on German antigravity disk aircraft in WWII. Hey, "Ozone and Hot Insulation" type of incense sticks? I'd buy 'em.



2 comments:

bill beaty said...

Hey! MAGIC EYE TUBES! The best things evar!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_eye_tube

They were little tiny one-pixel CRTs built into radiotube-sized, well, radio tubes. High voltage, electron beam, glowing green phosphor with moving light patterns (responds to waving around-magnets just like old tee vee screens did.)

The best part is how they worked. If you were standing on the moon, in vacuum, and someone beamed an electron spotlight at you, your electricity shadow would have the usual shape, but its size would change depending on the amount of electric charge on your body. Unlike charge would attract and focus the electron beam, making your shadow shrink down to miniature size. In the Magic Eye tubes there was a thin wire casting an "electricity shadow." If the wire was negative charged, it repelled the passing electrons, and its black electron-shadow on the phosphor screen would expand wider. It's an inexpensive animated bar-graph which instantly reponds to a voltage signal. Bet it started out as Nazi Super Science, stolen by the Allies during Project Paperclip. :) Think about it ...the perfect futuristic green-glow device for vacuum-tube Bakelite instrument panels on German antigravity disk aircraft in WWII. Hey, "Ozone and Hot Insulation" type of incense sticks? I'd buy 'em.

Bill Beaty said...

Doh, forgot all about this site:

Magic Eye Tube gallery http://www.akh.se/tubes/eyes.htm

Click on many above; they have animated gifs

Also, on eBay, EM80 and EM84 eye-tubes run about ten bucks, apparently audiophiles love the weird green patterns for sound level meters in DIY equipment. Also search for "6E5 eye tube"

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