More help from Yore in finding that perfect gift that leaves them speechless, or, at least silent... possibly for weeks to come. Silence your friends and family with these gifts! Time to gift up!
Newd Nick apron will have the cook laughing face down on the grill! It's made of partially flammable canvas covered with the hilarious antics of Newd Nick, the kooky character, the core of whose comedy is that he is naked! Also, he's drunk! Perfect for the naked drunk on your Christmas shopping list!
Jayne Mansfield hot water bottle isn't naked, but Jayne Mansfield in a bikini is like a regular woman naked. Fill her with hot water and snuggle up. Your lonely nights spent snuggling nothing and feeling like a loser are over! Get cozy with a miniature vinyl Jayne! This gift is sure to please the lucky, chilly, horny, desperate man in your life! Let him know you care about his chilliness, horniness, and desperation just enough to buy him a hot water bottle.