Jeweled cork, with card: "For the Hole in Your Head". For the personal abuse fan on your Christmas list. See also Spangled Nail File with inscription: "You're a Prick and Everybody Hates You."
Useful for spying on Dar, The Beastmaster. For evil purposes only. Not burning stick resistant. Manufacturer not responsible for ferret bites, tiger scratchers resulting from spying on Dar, The Beastmaster.