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Sears, Roebuck and Co. - Juvenile Magic Lantern Outfit

The young people not only derive great pleasure from giving MANGIC LANTERN EXHIBITIONS, but the business training which they gain in all the various details connected with the management of entertainment, putting up advertising posters, selling tickets, etc., gives them ideas of the rudiments of money making which starts them on the highway to business success.

REMEMBER that each outfit is complete, containing A FINE MAGIC LANTERN, A SPLENDID ASSORTMENT OF COLORED VIEWS, A LARGE SUPPLY OF ADVERTISING POSTERS, PLENTY OF TICKETS.

After starting your juvenile on the road to hucksterism and visual  chicanery, see how the Confidence grows in him! Your family will marvel at the many COLORED VIEWS presentable with the Gem Magic Lantern.

After observing the marvellous exhibitions presentable with the Gem Magic Lantern, you may very well find your young person guilty of Witchery. Such views and colors were not meant on God's Earth, and surely must be the work of The Devil. Do not be seduced by visual trickery afforded by the Wonderous Gift you have so recently purchased for your juvenile! You may desire to punish your juvenile for such pleasant exhibitions. Please be reassured that Sears, Roebuck, And Co. has a full supply of ropes, lumber, flint-and-tinder, Bibles, Mineral Spirits and also everything you may need for burning a Witch. Please find these various supplies listed under WITCHCRAFT, PUNISHMENT and also under HOLY RETRIBUTION.


1 comments:

Steve Miller said...

I wanna adult magic lantern outfit.

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