All of us here at GO! Tower hope you had a boisterous and questionable National Explosives Day break. Phil Are GO! will be returning for our national holiday of detonation tomorrow with all the keen insight, nearly detectable jokes, and obscure references that have nonplussed you literally tens of times in the past. P.A.G. staffers have nearly recovered from their Frisbee bruises and salmonella chafing, and will be ready to greet the new fiscal year filled with more old pictures, which are, in turn, filled with accidental irony.
See you tomorrow, citizens!