|"Darling, I have something I've been yearning to whisper|
into your nose for a long time now..."
Don't "soap" your hair, people. You know how you're in the shower, and you just grab a bar of Dial and rub it on your head? Stop doing that! Please enjoy these heads, lovingly torn from the pages of history for your sanitation. Graphic Gift coming up in three, two, one... Right click, you!