Jewel of 1974 wanted to cater your backyard party sooo hard, they brought out the big guns: macaroni salad peppers, giant t-bones, where T stands for "exTra faT", and the tower of Barad-dûr in this Mordor of a festive spread, the Pineapple of Olives and Radishes For Some reason (POOARFSR).
|"The dip is off. It was made by those who are Dead,|
and the Dead keep it. The dip is off. Please try the hummus."
If some hero were to knock out the text and those green dead men of Dunharrow back there, one could right-click-save-as this thing for use as a brilliant party invitation. Here, let me heroically get that for you. You know what? The Anchorman 2 will be out on December 20th. You may want to use this as your invitation for your Anchorman 2 party. Drop in some text in the Not-Necessarily-Photoshop-But-Basically-The-Same-Thing application of your choice, and you're home and dry. You're also welcome. All in a day's work. Stay classy.