Joke #2 - " This isn't some cheap motel you can manhandle between the crests! There's only one way to steer a library. You've got to finesse it. Now, watch and learn, son."
Joke #3 - "You know, I really wish you'd told me you had to go before we left Madagascar."
Joke #4 - "This new carpet gets really slippery in the rain. You'd better go below decks and batten down the media room or something. I'm not losing another Colecovision over this storm. Archduke Ferdinand really wants to play Bump & Jump when we arrive in Austria, and I won't let him down again."
Joke #5 - "When you've been at this as long as I have, son, you can parallel park it without even checking the mizzen. Now, go down and get some of those really huge coins for the meter."
MisterFancyGorton'sPants_2 did not disappoint, with Joke #6. I am not commenting on his fish stick. "Whaddyamean there's still Poop on the Poop Deck!?! - Listen here 'Mister Fancy Gorton's Pants', you take you & your stupid bristly-moustache and CLEAN IT UP!!"
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
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