Alert reader Aaron Mahler alertly had this idea: There should be Phil Are GO! Pointy Tree Day Obligatory gift tags, with kooky pictures from our posts of yore. He was completely right. Phil Are GO! Graphic Blandishment and Photoshoppery Squad, SCRAMBLE!
After staying up all night combing the archives, the GBPS handed in this sheet of cheeky obligatory gift tags. If you're a person who has a printer, you can print these out and cut them out (with safety scissors and a parent's supervision, of course) and stick them on your gifts. This will let your family know that A) you've got a printer, and as a result, you can't afford to send your kids to college because you're up to your eyeballs in ink and toner bills, and B) you're all kooky and weird... especially if you use the tags from our Halloween Damnation of Faust post.
Click through the image for the full-size version. You're welcome!