12/10/13

The Mechanic

Joke #1 - "Ah! It's like I thought. Your truck ain't got vapor lock. It's got demons. Jasper, your wife hasn't been voting democratic, has she?

Joke #2 - Toby was always surprised to look under Old Man Jasper's truck. It was amazing how much Jasper was able to accomplish with his banjo-string-and-corncob-based system of repair.

Joke #3 - "Hey! You're just givin' her a chassis lube, right? I don't want her to git no 'elective family planning consultation!'"

Joke #4 comes to us from Anonymous. Thanks, Anon! - So. THAT'S where Waldo was...too bad about the mess.
MisterFancyHotBalls_2 sent us joke #5. Well joked, MFHB2. - Jimmy & Cowboy Dan liked to mosey down to the garage & watch Carl & his Siamese back twin "Not-Carl" work on the old cars -'Course "Not Carl" hated it when Dan called him "Ol' Muto". That meant Jimmy wasn't gonna git a nice cold bottle a grape Nehi. That Dan could sure use some learnin' him some politeness.

Fil sends in Joke #6, after a long absence. - Set on further proving the strength of his hat's bill, Carl prepared to add a dish heater and ladder to the oak door and 2-door sedan the bill was already supporting. Looking on, the town skeptics remained dubious.

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.  -Mgmt.]




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"So. THAT'S where Waldo was...too bad about the mess."

Anonymous said...

Jimmy & Cowboy Dan liked to mosey down to the garage & watch Carl & his Siamese back twin "Not-Carl" work on the old cars -
'Course "Not Carl" hated it when Dan called him "Ol' Muto".
That meant Jimmy wasn't gonna git a nice cold bottle a grape Nehi.
That Dan could sure use some learnin' him some politeness.

Mr.FancyHotBalls_2

Fil said...

Set on further proving the strength of his hat's bill, Carl prepared to add a dish heater and ladder to the oak door and 2-door sedan the bill was already supporting. Looking on, the town skeptics remained dubious.

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