Joke #1 - Disoriented, slurring, and woozy, he staggered into the road. Wilford Brimley had gotten ahold of some bad oatmeal.
Joke #2 - "No, sir. I'm sorry. We haven't got any hookers. How bout it we just drop you off at the Capitol Building?"
Joke #3 - Disoriented, slurring, and woozy, he staggered into the road, hoping the driver could spare some oxycontin... maybe in return for a "favor"? This should have been the bottom of the barrel, but for Limbaugh, this was called "Saturday".
Joke #4 - "Grandpa, this is NOT how flash mobs work!"
Joke #5 - "Please come back home, dad. I was joking. B.J. and the Bear is not cancelled."
Joke #6 - "Sir? I don't think you're allowed to park that there."
Joke #7 - "Eeew! Honey, keep driving! I'ts Carl Rove!"
Joke #8 - Ever since the government chose to regulate the sale of cheap, imported gorilla costumes, Yeti sightings had gotten more and more pathetic.
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
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