Joke #2 - "Okay, these readings are all wrong. Someone's got Gary's tube in his mouth. Trust me, you don't want to do that."
Joke #3 - Scene from Mystery Hose, Stuttgart's most popular cooking show.
Joke #4 - "All of your joy levels are completely flat. Well done. There will be no celebration."
Joke #5 - "Bertrand, stop chewing on your tube. This is a science dungeon, not a happiness dungeon."
Joke #6 - Scene from Professor Konkrete's Chamber of Various Person-Konnected Hoses, Dresden's most popular children's show.
Joke #7 - "Bertrand, please shtop making der farty noises into Humholt's nipple-bracket-hose. You are making a mockery of zis experiment."
Joke #8 - "And we're back. Let's pick up where we left off before the break by taking a few more calls. Can I ask that we get at least one question that's NOT about Bieber?"
Mr.Fancy"Is It Wrong?"Balls_2 sent us Joke #9. Thank you as usual, Mr.Fancy"Is It Wrong?"Balls_2! - Geoffrey Baer's WTTW pledge drive suddenly took a turn for the worst, when they cut to the wrong phone banks during his "Deep Inside Chicago" tour broadcast.
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]