Joke #2 - First the airport and now this. Man. The Hare Krishnas really were upping their game.
Joke #3 - "Hey hey mama, said the waaaay you mooove. Gon-na make you sweat, gon-na make you grooooove...." (plinka plinka plink, plinka plink)
Joke #4 - As the days got shorter, Hoyne became excited about the rapidly approaching harvest time. The Ukulele lady was almost perfectly ripe. This feast was going to be great.
Joke #5 - With the help of sensors embedded in her brain, the tsunami alert system would warn the islanders with relaxing songs about the destruction of all civilization.
Joke #6 - Oh great. The ukulele lady had just started performing The Rings of the Niebelung again, and it was almost dinner time. How to slip away quietly?
Mr.FancyAlohaPants_2 sent us Joke #7 via air mail. Thanks MFAP2- Van Johnson checked the pulse in his neck & wondered if he too would pass out from the Ukelele Maiden's terrible flatulence...