8/4/14

The Sheep Strippers



Joke #1 - Those afflicted with "romantic disorders" were sad and reprehensible. More horrible still were those men who would routinely come to watch those with romantic disorders.

Joke #2 - Inside Las Vegas' newest and weirdest wedding chapel.

Joke #3 - Dressing for cold weather was always a wrestling match, in the years before the invention of clippers.

Joke #4 - ...and when the sheep awoke the following morning, groggy, aching, alone, and very very cold, they came to the terrible realization that those men weren't interested in their personalities after all.

First-time joke contributor Matt Black contributized joke #5 for us, complete with swears! Thanks, Matt! - Old Man in White Coat: "Son, that's not proper sheep-fuckin...move over and I'll show ya how it's done."

Mr. FancyEngineDriverMe_2 a-chff-chff-chff'ed up a joke #6. I think he wishes he worked for the Bee Bee Cee. Thanks, MFEDM! - "Ha! Ha!" thought Inspector Dim of the Yard. " NO-ONE will be pulling ANYTHING over MY eyes! Not on this case!...Ha! Ha!". Then he began to ponder, If he were not in the CID....

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2 comments:

Mat Black said...

Old Man in White Coat: "Son, that's not proper sheep-fuckin...move over and I'll show ya how it's done."

Anonymous said...

"Ha! Ha!" thought Inspector Dim of the Yard. " NO-ONE will be pulling ANYTHING over MY eyes! Not on this case!...Ha! Ha!". Then he began to ponder, If he were not in the CID....

Mr. FancyEngineDriverMe_2

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