Joke #2 - "Saturday Night Live's tenth un-funniest recurring sketch of the nineties: Toonces, The Cat who Could Fix a Radio."
Joke #3 - "Darn it, Mr. Piffles, I want to cut the green wire. Go defuse your own bomb."
Joke #4 - "Darn it, Mr. Piffles, if you don't stop bothering me, we'll never get mother defibrillated."
Joke #5 - "No way. These are mine. Use the wire cutters I got you for Christmas."
Frequent flier Jim D. sent us joke #6. Thanks, Jim! - And at that moment, Mr. Piffles saw the error in letting "I should get a boat" become "I should build a boat."
Also frequent flier Mrs. Bug gave us joke #6. Thanks, Mrs B! - Mr. Piffles: Bob, I'm telling you if you keep cutting those wires, you'll never get that Acme Space Modulator working again. You need to resolder your inputs into the transponder and THEN run the power off that.
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]