|Steam-powered, butane-fueled motorcycle is somehow preferable to one that is just butane-powered. Inventor dislikes questions. Very slowly sped away after igniting boiler, waiting for water to boil, and adequate steam pressure to build.|
Home-made baby terrifyer is cheaper than commercially-available formsof baby torment, allows you to capture magic moment of adorable horror.
Graduated tempered-glass monkey mug is tough enough for monkey use,
accurate enough to prevent accidental over-roofieing of monkeys.
|Tire-Flator fills leaky tire from spare, resulting in two tires at half-pressure soon, two flat tires later.|