10/14/14

Elephant tricks.

Dear readers,

We have concocted a brief list of quips that the figures in the below-presented Illustration may be saying, or may be said about them. We think you and your family will find our japes witty and hilarious!






Jape #1 - "Using only this elephant, I have bagged an elephant!"


Jape #2 - "O! Jumbo! That's no stool!"



Jape #3 - My word, good sir! Your elephant seems to have a deleterious case of "elephant ear"! Ho ho ho ho ho!



Jape #4 - Is that the elephant's tail, or has he had a bowel-movement on the other's head?


Jape #5 - But sir, that's not how elephants rut! It shall take a long time to make a baby elephant in such a manner!


Jape #6 - Said the prone elephant, "I think I can hear a distant rumbling."


Jape #7 - It's fortunate that circus animals aren't fed spicy foreign food, isn't it?


Jape #8 - It is a wonder that elephants don't destroy us all.


Jape #9 - My friend, I believe your circus needs more attractions!


Jape #10 - If you look closely, the gentleman in the drawing isn't holding down the elephant by mean strength. There's an elephant helping him.


Jape #11 - Sometimes, elephants wish they could forget.

Jape #11 was quipped by new frequent reader Mat Black, a bawdy jokester if there ever was one! - Despite numerous political connections, the Governor General was quietly replaced after reports of his Inter-species menage a trois began circulating in Parliament. "Old Peanut Bottom" lived out the remainder of his life in relative obscurity as a roust-about for the Ringling Brothers.



[Quips submitted by our Dear Readers shall be included in the Picto-Post.  -Mgmt.]
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1 comments:

Mat Black said...

Jape #11 - Despite numerous political connections, the Governor General was quietly replaced after reports of his Inter-species menage a trois began circulating in Parliament. "Old Peanut Bottom" lived out the remainder of his life in relative obscurity as a roust-about for the Ringling Brothers.

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