Joke #2 - Early prototype testing of the electronic amusement apparatus "The Donkeying of Kong, and the Amusing High-Jinks and Shennanigans Arising From Said Donkeying".
Joke #2 - A not-very-remotely-controlled table.
Joke #3 comes to us from recent frequent flyer, Mat Black. - Sadly, after Dr. Von Shticklespurt's glandular detensioning training device was rejected as a selection for this year's Montgomery-Ward Christmas catalog, he lost interest in the project. He however was often seen sitting abreast of his best demonstrator, Mences Meatflapps, on many of his cross-country automobile journeys.
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
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