Joke #2 - "Drink the Yoo-Hoo or your precious candle gets it."
Joke #3 - By the early 2000s, Pepsico was finding it harder and harder to find test subjects for new varieties of Mountain Dew.
Joke #4 - "Wait a minute! You're not Sarah Jessica Parker at all. You're barely even Dee Snider. Hands up, and put down that congac!"
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]