Joke #1 - "Okay, Ken, it's your turn to carve the Christmas oaf this year."
Joke #2 - "Now, sir, where is this troublesome 'brain' thing that you keep complaining about?"
Joke #4 - "Now, try to relax. You may feel a slight 'inserting' feeling."
Joke #5 - "All right, now we're ready to... Oh! Wait! Can someone please bring me my massage hammers?"
Joke #6 - "Wait... Is that 'We're all going to the zoo tomorrow'?"
Joke #7 - "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. Stop putting things in there!"
Joke #8 - "All right, ma'am. Which of your penises seems ot be the problem?"
Joke #9 - "Gentlemen, I will now remove the dish towel. You may want to move upwind."
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]