Joke #1 - "I asked for a seven THIRTY wake up call!"
Joke #2 - "Wait a second. One of you guys has your hands in the air like you DO care!"
Joke #3 - "Freeze! The both of you mugs! Now make like you're trapped in a glass box or I let you have it."
Joke #4 - "Okay, hand over all your sheep. Nice and slow. One at a time."
Joke #5 - "You. Get in, and don't make any sudden moves. Then, make a bunch of sudden moves, and then make no sudden moves again, then make some sudden moves, then no sudden moves, then some sudden moves, and then get lost in my eyes."
Joke #6 -"All units be on the lookout for white male, age twenty-eight to thirty-two, brown hair, medium build. Last seen in a twin size bed with blue sheets. He is believed to be armed and sleepy."
Joke #7 - "Excuse me son, do you know why I pulled you over? Whoa! Take it easy. Let's not do anything rash."
Joke #8 - "Don't be crazy, Jake. You'll never get away with it. Have you seen those new beds the cops have? They're fast, I tell ya."
Never one to miss an opportunity for butt jokes, Mr. FancyProctologyPants_2 sent us Joke #9. he does not disappoint. Thanks, MFPP2! - " Male nurse or not Doc, did you see the size of his fingers??? Ain't no way he's goin' near my hiney!"
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]