|Thrill girls. Dolls of all twelve nations, even the "ethnic" ones!|
|Musical jump rope combines all the fun of jumping, roping, music, and having your hands|
licked by clowns. Every child's dream toy.
Toy phone repeats everything your child says. Helps her hear that annoying way she pronounces
the letter "L". You know darn well it's the only way she'll learn.
|Slide rule tie clip really works! But when you take it off to prove something, your tie will be flapping all over the place. You'll never get laid that way!|
Teach your child to do the erotic fan dance with this fun personalized towel. Perfect for boy,
girl, or "Bobby".