Such family members as...
|Charlie Bucket's disembodied head, perched in an open space helmet, exposed to the hard vacuum of space!|
|Paul Lynde offering a pot to his elderly children, possibly to lessen the symptoms of their progeria disease.|
And of course, your daughter, who, in the flower of her womanhood, is completely safe in the custody of clowns. You'd better get her something special this year. She likes music, right?
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