Oh yeah, the suit! "Dacron. The great new classic." See? Du Pont knew they were revolutionizing totally acceptible men's finery forever, with "wider lapels and pocket flaps". It's wrinkle-free, so your polyster suit will look exactly as good as the day you bought it at Sears. This one retails for the modern futurebuck equivalent of just $520. That's like just a half pound of weed! Best of all, a (mostly) polyester suit seals in freshness, so you'll be juicy and delicious when that special someone unwraps you at the end of the evening. Maybe your moustache installer will be the lucky one? Your confidence definitely says "maybe"!
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