Joke #2 - In landmark fourteen-hour procedure, with the combined skills of six surgeons, man undergoes world's first Total Excision of All Monies. Three months later, the treatment was deemed a success when he was re-examined and found to still be completely money-free.
Joke #3 - Patient requires six doctors to explain to him why he cannot afford the services of any of them.
Joke #4 - "This patient's volume desperately needs up-pumping. Doctor Christian Slater, I believe you have some expertise in this area?"
Joke #5 - "Hm. The patient seems to suffer from 'manic almond joyosis'. It is my professional opinion that, sometimes, this man feels like a nut. By way of contrast, let us examine a Mounds, which don't."
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]