We have concocted a brief list of quips that the figures in the below-presented Illustration may be saying, or may even be said about them. We think you and your family will find our japes witty and hilarious!
In addition, Our dear readers are encouraged to concoct their own witticisms and jests, which will be added to the picto-post! What a splendidly witty bunch we are!
Jape #1 - "Well, Madam, your Phrenological cranial protuberances haven't changed. Are you sure you're a Democrat?"
Jape #2 - Three bright students trying to tell which one of them she likes the best. That's the wrong way to tell, gentlemen! You've much to learn! Ho ho ho!
Jape #3 - Using "virtual reality" apparatus such as pictured, subjects can attain the sense that a mild electrical current is making their scalp tingle... on another world!
Jape #4 - "I'm getting a reading. It says 'stupid dorks'. Hmm. It must be malfunctioning."
Jape #5 - "Still no additional sexual arousal readings. Recite Kipling even more loudly!"
Jape #6 - "You won't go to the Fall Formal with me? How about if I press on your brain right here? How about now?"
Jape #7 - H.G. Wells assures his virginity for yet another semester.
Jape #8 - "We're still just picking up local stations. Can you try using a more conductive shampoo next time?"
Jape #9 - "Wait. I'm getting a reading. It's ...'duck off'?. Maybe 'buck off'? Turn up the high pass filter. No, not 'buck off'. Definitely 'something off', though..."
Jape #10 - "You still won't go to the Formal with me? Try turning up the beta wave amplifier, Doug. That's strange. This worked fine on the horse."
We have received an additional jape from a cheeky reader by the name of Mr. FancyJapingJodhpurs_2 Thank-you very much for the clever witticism, Mr. FJJ2, and good luck while you're off in The Wars! - "I don't know if the 'Follicu-colorator' is working correctly, Doug. Her hair should be bright orange by now - wait a minute, did you plug the wrong end into the wall??"