Citizens, we face a new horror that is sure to destroy all of our Society. This horror is not the dreaded Nosebeetle or Wild Boars. It is an innocent-looking weed that is determined to crush all of humanity... if Uncle Sam gives up the Fight!
Please read, with all Terror, this complete report from the good pages of Popular Science Monthly, of May, Nineteen Hundred and Thirty Nine. It's grim reading, friends. I hope you're sitting down. We certainly hope none of this Indian Hemp finds its way into your Home.