So, you're planning a beach trip with four of your buddies and one girl, just like always. Ho hum. This time, buy a Bauer 8 millimeter movie camera!
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Or that thing you all did when she dozed off on that towel, after she calmed down from the towel-trampoline thing, that is. That sure was a mess to clean up, huh? Ha ha ha ha ha!
Or how about you grilled hot dogs at lunch time, and you all made her do that one thing she didn't want to do with one? What a hoot!
Now that you've got it all on film, you can get an extra copy developed and give it to her, so she can enjoy the memories over and over again, right?
Only, she hasn't been around in a while. Where did she go? She doesn't answer her phone any more. That's funny. You though you were all friends... your four guy buddies and her. Ah well. You're sure she's just busy or something.
Hey! Cool! Good thing you got an extra copy of the movie made! The cops are at the door and they want to see the film! They probably just want to see what a great time you all had, because you're all such great friends! This is going to be great! Wait! Before you answer the door, get your Bauer movie camera, so you can capture the moment!
Man, 1970 is going to be the best year ever!