tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post2058534823033446616..comments2024-03-28T11:38:44.676-05:00Comments on Phil Are Go!: Campbell's Frisky Sour - How can you have enneh poodding if you doon't drink yer meat?PhilAreGo@gmail.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719815455502184849noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-39588943983672304432011-04-01T11:35:45.173-05:002011-04-01T11:35:45.173-05:00Hey! Thanks, first-time-commenter Paige! Hope to s...Hey! Thanks, first-time-commenter Paige! Hope to see you again in the comments section.PhilAreGo@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05719815455502184849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-65892647972427341102011-04-01T11:32:46.747-05:002011-04-01T11:32:46.747-05:00Love the Top Gear reference, awesome showLove the Top Gear reference, awesome showpaigehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02846588013358738266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-35993834723670142002011-03-17T17:29:54.492-05:002011-03-17T17:29:54.492-05:00I saw them play the Kobe Room once in college.I saw them play the Kobe Room once in college.Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12387898352584525777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-45678213190312388572011-03-17T15:10:00.606-05:002011-03-17T15:10:00.606-05:00Ladies and Gentlemen, how about a big hand for Joh...Ladies and Gentlemen, how about a big hand for Johnson's Fluid Beef!!<br /><br />And now, for their first ever appearance in North America, Bovril and the Frisky Sours!!Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08394207145264377410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-3827847988252630912011-03-17T14:50:55.502-05:002011-03-17T14:50:55.502-05:00Best band name EVER!Best band name EVER!Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12387898352584525777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-23206398148702834612011-03-17T14:14:16.919-05:002011-03-17T14:14:16.919-05:00According to Wikipedia, Bovril's original name...According to Wikipedia, Bovril's original name was "Johnson's Fluid Beef."<br /><br />WAY better name.Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08394207145264377410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-80610339980055885162011-03-17T13:46:40.168-05:002011-03-17T13:46:40.168-05:00Reminds me of this They Might Be Giants Song...
N...Reminds me of this They Might Be Giants Song...<br /><br />Needing a friend to talk you down<br />Is food that comes from a pipe<br />But when you hate the food<br />That comes from a pipe<br />You will turn to drugs<br />To help you sleep<br /><br />Turning to drugs to help you sleep<br />Will only lead to sleep<br />And sleeping is a gateway drug<br />To being awake, being awake, being awake againPhilAreGo@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05719815455502184849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-81974538033011632492011-03-17T13:40:12.792-05:002011-03-17T13:40:12.792-05:00When I'm parched, I always reach for the refre...When I'm parched, I always reach for the refreshing, beeftastic drink that contains 36 percent of the recommended daily intake of sodium.<br /><br />Now if you'll excuse me, it's near my nap time, and I always like to enjoy a nice, steaming cup of chicken fat.<br /><br />Slightly off topic: Do you guys remember going to hockey rinks with those coffee dispensing machines that also shot chicken broth out of the same nozzle? <br /><br />Always seemed to me that there must be a good six inches of chicken broth left in the hose when the next guy pressed Hot Chocolate.Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08394207145264377410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-79130293761701277112011-03-17T10:57:35.218-05:002011-03-17T10:57:35.218-05:00"I am so smart - S*M*R*T! I mean, S*M*A*R*T!&..."I am so smart - S*M*R*T! I mean, S*M*A*R*T!"Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12387898352584525777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-60070534205151340782011-03-17T10:18:18.701-05:002011-03-17T10:18:18.701-05:00Dear Miss Susmann,
Thanks you for your interest i...Dear Miss Susmann,<br /><br />Thanks you for your interest in the P.A.G. Dunce Department. Unfortunately, there are no open dunce positions at this time, owing to the recent transfer of the entire Research & Reading Stuff Department, the Waste Joke Disposal Brigade, and the Coffee Stir Stick Acquisition and Deployment Squad to the Dunce Department.<br /><br />However, if you know anything about reading stuff or something else, we'd be happy to forward your application to HR in the interest of filling the soon-to-be vacant Employee Reallocation Officer's position or the Senior Editorial Oversight Quality Management Supervisor position.<br /><br />We look forward to hearing (reading) your response.<br /><br />[Mgmt.]PhilAreGo@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05719815455502184849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-730758575682263842011-03-17T09:56:45.347-05:002011-03-17T09:56:45.347-05:00I apologize for missing that detail. I will no lon...I apologize for missing that detail. I will no longer be throwing my application into the P.A.G Fact Checking position. I will, however, send it over to the Dunce Department.Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12387898352584525777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-82551333851319791142011-03-17T09:46:34.099-05:002011-03-17T09:46:34.099-05:00Each P.A.G. post is lovingly labeled with the year...Each P.A.G. post is lovingly labeled with the year of publication. The year of satirization can be easily determined by looking at the date of the post. This ad is from 1962, when men were men and cows were drunk by men.<br /><br />-Vivyan Voorsten, Blogpostmaster General (see what I did there?)PhilAreGo@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05719815455502184849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-17743916730902471292011-03-17T09:37:33.807-05:002011-03-17T09:37:33.807-05:00What year was that Campbell's ad from? Might e...What year was that Campbell's ad from? Might explain a lot about a particular period of time. YUCK!Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12387898352584525777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-26417983419947234872011-03-17T08:52:09.808-05:002011-03-17T08:52:09.808-05:00Hah! Thanks Craig.
The Harvey Volebanger
Mr. Squi...Hah! Thanks Craig.<br /><br />The Harvey Volebanger<br />Mr. Squidd<br />Mountain Shrew<br />EleFanta<br />Rhinoce-Rum<br />Half Caff Giraffe<br />Sex on the Beached WhalePhilAreGo@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05719815455502184849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-35230430583754146212011-03-17T08:09:22.284-05:002011-03-17T08:09:22.284-05:00I like how Bovril has the word "Bovine" ...I like how Bovril has the word "Bovine" in it.<br /><br />You may enjoy our other products such as:<br /><br />Equin-ade<br />Feline-Up<br />Ursintine<br />CaninumCraighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08394207145264377410noreply@blogger.com