tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post2988113479776283366..comments2024-03-28T11:38:44.676-05:00Comments on Phil Are Go!: Arrow Shirts - Look better ignoring your wife.PhilAreGo@gmail.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719815455502184849noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-36928070486946210422010-10-18T09:37:48.933-05:002010-10-18T09:37:48.933-05:00He's the owner of the company: Mr. Hathaway Sh...He's the owner of the company: Mr. Hathaway Shirtberg. He was born with the deformity of two left eyes. He wears the eye patch to hide the shame of god's greatest mistake.<br /><br />Missed opportunity: No Hathaway puffy-sleeved pirate shirt in their product line.<br /><br />Thanks for posting, Craig!<br /><br />pagPhilAreGo@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05719815455502184849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-91404424436695229722010-10-18T08:45:18.007-05:002010-10-18T08:45:18.007-05:00Hey, I have a Phil-Are-Go special shirt request:
...Hey, I have a Phil-Are-Go special shirt request:<br /><br />How the hell come all Hathaway Shirt ads featured a guy with a goddamned eye patch?<br /><br />http://katharinemiller.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/30558299.jpg?w=327&h=451<br /><br />I must've been about seven years old, and we were up at my family's place in Wells, Maine. We pulled into the local shopping center and they had a Hathaway Shirt store (another thing. A whole store that not only just sold shirts, but one BRAND of shirts. Cripes! "Welcome to Gold Toe Left Size Ten Sock Store, the store that only sells Gold Toe left socks in size 10!")<br /><br />The thing I remember about that place was the dude with the eye patch. He was everywhere! on the sign, in the ads, on the label of the shirt.<br /><br />What the hell happened to that guy? Did he get his eye shot off in the war? Was he so appealing in that shirt that some crazy broad clawed his eye out for looking so good? Was he born without an eye? Did they not have glass eyes?<br /><br />What the hell is going on?Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08394207145264377410noreply@blogger.com