tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post8845476519742935262..comments2024-03-28T11:38:44.676-05:00Comments on Phil Are Go!: Schlitzquerade Party - Schlitz you, Schlitz Brewing Company. You Schlitzholes.PhilAreGo@gmail.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719815455502184849noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-23877670004727100762012-02-10T02:27:43.000-06:002012-02-10T02:27:43.000-06:00Between the clown, the furry, and the fruit-cake w...Between the clown, the furry, and the fruit-cake with a funny mustache in the 2nd panel, who do you think is mostly likely going to rape one of the other party-goers? My money is on the clown.Robbynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-10272094916840258712012-02-08T06:16:47.415-06:002012-02-08T06:16:47.415-06:00Mr. Nielson: best poker face in the business.
Sch...Mr. Nielson: best poker face in the business.<br /><br />Schlitz name: In the beer market, having your product named after a woman's bits seems like a definite advantage.<br /><br />Thanks for commenting, everybody!<br /><br />[-Mgmt.]PhilAreGo@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05719815455502184849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-61606858614062479142012-02-07T23:14:43.191-06:002012-02-07T23:14:43.191-06:00...which brings this to mind:
"Nice beaver.&q......which brings this to mind:<br />"Nice beaver."<br />"Thanks. I just had it stuffed."<br /><br />Leslie, we hardly knew you.Filhttp://www.nonphilter.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-11224825854502631092012-02-07T18:08:14.298-06:002012-02-07T18:08:14.298-06:00I can't get over the name of this "beer&q...I can't get over the name of this "beer" (note the scare quotes to warn discerning drinkers). In German, Schlitz is a vulgar term for a woman's body part that in English is euphemistically named after a semi-aquatic nocturnal rodent. <br /><br />Ah, Little Bo Schlitzenpeep you will be the center of attention at any party.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-59573771393759830942012-02-07T12:49:15.812-06:002012-02-07T12:49:15.812-06:00Well, Mrs. B., you have to remember that this is 1...Well, Mrs. B., you have to remember that this is 1957, and all people are repressed squares. People wouldn't become wanton hump-monkeys until the sexual revolution of the Sixties. The people in this picture are probably all virgins.<br /><br />I was leaving "schlitzhead" for the peanut gallery to mention, Steve. Also, I didn't' think of it somehow.<br /><br />Thanks, everybody!<br /><br />[-Mgmt.]PhilAreGo@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05719815455502184849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-38687355724415104612012-02-07T10:33:13.558-06:002012-02-07T10:33:13.558-06:00That list is missing the obvious: Schlitzhead.That list is missing the obvious: Schlitzhead.Steve Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00450550786810074858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4438559177675541367.post-28448140451914312782012-02-07T09:33:13.257-06:002012-02-07T09:33:13.257-06:00I find it amusing that for a Halloween party, ever...I find it amusing that for a Halloween party, everyone is so....dressed. If this was an ad for a beer today, you'd have the <a href="http://www.buycostumes.com/Clown-Adult-Costume/61864/ProductDetail.aspx?REF=KNC-PlusBox&gclid=CM7yycKXjK4CFUcCQAodBU3x5A" rel="nofollow">Sexy Clown</a>, <a href="http://www.mrcostumes.com/Playboy-Sexy-Shepherdess-Costume-P100886.aspx" rel="nofollow">Sexy Bo Peep</a>; Okay, there's a furry in there - that's pretty modern.MrsBughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17192758727636308716noreply@blogger.com