Brownville Fire Dept. - Crisis, hometown-style.

Joke #1 - "Fire ya say? Hrrm. Nope we don't get much call for fire round here. Near as I can recall, the last fire we had was...What was it? Ruth? When was that fire down by the stable? Musta been '49. Now that fire was a real - ! Oh! You say you HAVE a fire?"

Joke #2 - "A fire? Now settle down and don't lets be hasty. Tell us about this old 'fire' of yours and Ruth'll put the kettle on..."

Joke #3 - While fetching help with the fire, Carl made one fatal error. He put his leg up on the bumper of the truck, clearly signaling that it was time to "set a spell and trade stories". Meanwhile, lives were lost.

Joke #4 - "A fire you say? Brrrrr, that sounds chilly! I better go put on a few more sweaters."

Joke #5 - "A fire, young man? Well, we can help you, sure thing. But first, you're gonna have to come upstairs and put out MY fire, if ya know what I mean. You know... my 'fire'? Oh, forget it. Let's just go."

Joke #6 - "A fire? Oh, this sounds like an emergency! Ah, jeez, but this may not work. The fire truck is missing it's passenger side windshield wiper. You better ask some other fire department."

7 and 8 from Craig. Thanks!

Joke #7 - Brownville Cellar-Savers captain Milt Hopnoodle makes his move on local GGILF.

Joke #8 - (Vacationland Plate. State of Maine, as if you couldn't tell from weather-beaten countenance of the Swamp Yankees in the picture.)

Wow! "Swamp yankees". Gotta remember that one. -Mgmt.