Brass Monkey

Joke #1 - "Saaaaay, what is this? That monkey's not playing music at all! The sound is coming from an ordinary musical bench!"

Joke #2 - "Ladies and gentlemen. Koko, the trombone-playing chimp. And accompanying her: Andy, the bench-playing human!"

Joke #3 - "Saaaay, what is this? That man's not playing the trumpet at all. The bench is playing the music FOR him! Booooooo! ...And that 'hovering trombone' is being held up by a monkey! BOOOOO!"

Joke #4 - In late 2012, after Justin Bieber chose to abandon his music in order to devote himself to a career in 'alternative gentleman's entertainment' full time, a stunned and disappointed world struggled to find a replacement."

Joke #5 - "We've replaced this restaurant's coffee with Folger's crystals, which we then replaced with a bench full of horns, which we replaced with a monkey and a trombone. Let's see what happens..."

Joke #6 comes from fan favorite Cragf! Thanks Craigf!: "Amateur engineer Hans Inyerhol demonstrates gag bench, designed to produce heart attacks in the dowagers unlucky enough to sit on it.

Also, a monkey with a trombone."

Yes, Craigf. Absolutely a monkey with a trombone!


Joke #7 was thoughtfully donated by first-time donor, long time (possibly) listener Tim B! Thanks Tim! -  See, Mr. Jingles? Poop in the flugelhorn. And I suppose it just jumped up and stuck there by itself, right? Look at me when I'm talking to you.

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