Brand new coats - Toby and Gabriel.

Joke #1 - Soil samples indicated potential for arable land. The atmosphere was oxygen-rich. This little moon could be an absolute haven, then they encountered the indigenous life. Toby was hit in the shoulder with some kind of regurgitated projectile and went down like he was hit with a brick. Gabriel whirled to see a primitive crouching behind some kind of totem. He had to neutralize the creature and get Toby back to the lander to make sure the sputum hadn't eaten through his suit or something.

Joke #2 - Sunday morning walks with Toby were always Toby's favorite. Not today, though. That huge pimple on his shoulder chose chose the worst possible moment to pop, blowing a hole in his coat. Just when Gabriel's super-cute sister was watching, too. He was going to hear about this for weeks.

Joke #3 - Soil samples indicated potential for arable land. The atmosphere was oxygen-rich. This little moon could be an absolute haven, with great retail, adorable coffee shops, and lots of alternative-lifestyle clubs and ski lodges. Then a girl started picking on them. Was there anywhere in the universe they could be safe from those icky girls?

Joke #4 - Jack could only sigh. Some human girl came by and threw a handful of him at some other human. Jack longed for the day when he was granted life, and then he would throw large wads of human flesh at other snowmen.

Joke #5 - Finally, Toby had gotten the courage to bring his genetic replicant home for Christmas to meet his parents. Then, just like clockwork,  Toby's bratty sister had to show up and make him uncomfortable.

Joke #6 - The new snow made everything so quiet. Toby and Gabriel thought they were finally alone. Then Judy and that snowman friend of hers showed up and wrecked everything. She used to be polite and studious, until she started hanging around with the snowman. It was going to be a long winter.