I need a slooow hand - Robut lover.

Why is it that everyone before - let's say - 1975 pronounced "robot" as "robut"? Listen to any old sci-fi radio show and even the clued-in nerds of the day say "robut". Some even say "robit". It makes me wish I could open a door in time just long enough to yell "Cut it out!", and then maybe shout "Our robot president says so!" just as the time door snaps shut. They'd wee themselves in horrified delight, and no one would believe them, at which point they'd wee themselves in frustration. You know how geeks are with pants-peeing. Anyway...

Joke #1 - After so many years, it was hard to keep the marriage feeling fresh. Adrianne knew a thing or two about allure. Tonight, she'd let him undress her, and then she'd show off the lingerie she'd bought. He was lucky to have her.

Joke #2 - "Mobot? Are you done in there yet? Stop playing with your food!"

Joke #3 - DARPA abandoned project number 3501-4G. Tactical Automatic Gynecologist.

Joke #4 - "Beep. Mobot detects you have beautiful skin. Beep. Mobot calculates that your lotion is 30% lanolin. Beep. Mobot likes soft skin. Beep. Mobot calculates that you would be more comfortable if Mobot deleted your dress."

Joke #5 - Virtual sex has come a long way since 1961.

Joke #6 -
10 MIMIC FATIGUE
20 SIMULATE YAWN
30 PLACE MANIPULATOR AROUND FEMALE UNIT
40 IF RESPONSE GREATER THAN NEUTRAL GOTO 60
50 IF RESPONSE LESS THAN NEUTRAL GOTO 10
60 RUN SEX

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt.]