3/22/17

Car Owner's Handbook - Tube carburetors and body repair.







3/21/17

Animal on the Street - Suspects use Comcast van in burglary!

http://wgntv.com/2017/03/15/suspects-use-stolen-comcast-van-in-bucktown-burglary/




3/20/17

Careful Car Care Made Care Free - Tires and Gears








3/17/17

Charlotte Corday and Marat





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Joke #1 - "Ooh, that's a lovely end to your book, honey! 'And they lived happily ever glaaaakkk!' It's upbeat, but still mysterious."

Joke #2 - "You know darling, this is what I love about our relationship. We can just sit together for hours without talking, and just be."

Joke #3 - "Darling, it's half past three. The Girondins will be here in a moment. I do hope you're nearly finished with that silly little 'suicide joke' you've been going on about."

Joke #4 - "Oh! There's that noise again. Is there perhaps someone at the door, or was it the undercooked clams I made for your dinner?"

Joke #5 - "Darling, it's half past three. My parents, sisters, and their nine children will be here in a moment. I do hope you've nearly finished with that sonnet you promised me you'd write about them. ...Darling?"

Joke #6 - "Darling, after your bath, please promise me you'll tidy up those books up on the shelf. One of these days they're going to fall while you're in the tub, and, well, I simply shudder to think."

Joke #7 - "Jean-Paul, my sisters will be here in a moment. I'm going down to put the kettle on. Do please get out of the bath, get un-killed, and please put on the blue waistcoat I laid out for you."

Mr. FancyBubblesNoPants_2, who could not stop if he wanted to, sent us Joke #8, which is a silent but deadly. - "Oh-em-gee! Will you quit doing that Cyril!?! You know I can't open this window!!....Or at least wait until I leave the room, dammit!"


[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt.]





3/16/17

Careful Car Care Made Care Free - Distributors and magic.








3/14/17

Animal on the street - Atheism and morals.

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-oe-0115-zuckerman-secular-parenting-20150115-story.html







3/13/17

Careful Car Care Made Care Free - Tires and fluids!