Gronk You Answer - Opportunities of business!

Gronk open mail bag now! get ready mail bag! Mail bag can't say Gronk didn't warn mail bag!

Ms. Lucy say...

Have a wonderful day to you, my dear friend! This is Ms.Lucy from Falcon Industry, which is professional on exporting hardware for 16 years.We are very glad to suggest our Handle to you, please kindly check following, they are very workable for your market. Here we would like to supply our newest price and picture for your reference. Please do not hestitae to contact with us, if you are interested in them.

ZINC ALLOY HANDELSCC 64MM，96MM,  128MM,224MM，256MM，
Attached is our wechat public, there are our main products information, welcome to add us and contatc with us in there.Our products price varies according to different requests and current material price. Any question or requires, welcome to contact with us at any time when you are free.Looking forward to your reply and hope we can have the opportunity to cooperate soon. Thank you!

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Sincerely Yours!Ms. LucyFeb. 28, 2017
Falcon Industry (Shanghai) Co., LtdMOB./Wechat/Whatsapp:0086-18516525888Tel: +86-21-37566893-8016Skype: 18516525888Email: falcon2006@falconvip.comWechat Public number: FalconIndustryMarketing centre: No. 99 Fengpu Avenue, Fengxian Distric, Shanghai, China.

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Gronk thank Ms. Lucy for letter. Gronk impressed Ms. Lucy find time to write letter to Gronk, despite finger stuck in faucet, and too many chocolate to eat coming down conveyor belt. Lucy always busy lady! Have wonderful day to you also, dear complete stranger!

Gronk glad Ms. Lucy also find time to do research to make sure Gronk's market is workable for handle. Gronk never aware of urgent handle need! So many drawer and cabinet with contents mysterious and unknown for centuries! Hurry, handle!

WHAT??? Oh no! Chicken trapped in maze!!! Don't worry chicken! Gronk solve maze and rescue chicken! Time to get out Gronk's lucky puzzle pen and swing into action!

Oh, man! Maze harder than Gronk think! Cannot solve! Now Gronk never know if anthropomorphic chicken taste like anthropomorphic lizard or not.

Gronk think this "teachable moment". All handles in world cannot open maze for imprisoned chicken... not even when handle have power of zinc. Kind of make you think, huh? Yeah, you thinking now.

Mr. MAFE say...

Dear Sir or Madam,
This is a company from China who is looking for a supplier. We browsed the information about your company. We need your products [ The lawn machine  ], please give us your FOB price ﹙USD or EUR﹚for our purchase.
Waiting for your reply.
Cordial greetings!
Mr：MA  FE zgxags03@126.com

Dear jerk or idiot, Gronk thank you for letter!

Hmm. Gronk only have one lawn machine: sprinkler. And Gronk not sure Gronk comfortable with just handing over blueprint to overseas person. If Gronk sell sprinkler to Mr. MAFE, then Gronk can kiss good-bye all best summer days like this one:

"Summer tiiiiime, and living is easy." Gronk think of no better fun than sprinkler on lawn.

Then Gronk play great joke on post-man! Sigh. Good times. GRAH hah hah hah hah hah!

So, no way will Gronk send sprinkler to Mr. MAFE. Get own sprinkler, MAFE!

Ravi Kapoor say...

Hello and good day!
I'm an Online Web Marketing Service Provider. My name is Ravi. New Delhi, Based IT Company.
We are putting forth an awesome offer to get a New Business Website or Re-Design your site.
Kindly let me know whether you are Interested so we can give you more detail. We will be happy to be of administration to you.
Truly with warm respects,,
Raviravikapoor55@hotmail.com

Gronk thank Ravi for letter. Wow, thanks for kind-of-by-accident saying Gronk web-site suck right now. Gronk have business offer for Ravi!

Hello and good day! Gronk is Online Manners Service Provider. Gronk name is Gronk. Gronk not telling you where Gronk live, because Gronk not stupid.
Gronk putting firth awesome offer to teach hoo-mans in New Delhi how to not to insult potential customer or re-design head.
Kindly let Gronk know whether hoo-mans are interested so Gronk can give more detail. Gronk will be happy to be of administration to Ravi Kapoor dillhole.
Truly with warm respects, and your wife probably cheating on you right now,
Gronk.

Sinana say...

Dear Sir/Madam,
Wish you have a wonderful day, my friend.^_^
We already come back to office from the Chinese New Year holiday. How are you? How about your family? Hope everything are very good with you and your family.
Now at the beginning of New Year 2017, we would like to introduce our hot sale new item of metal box, it is very popular in the current market, i think maybe you also interested in it, please kindly check below details and picture. 
Width: 86mm/118mm/150mmLength: 270mm/300mm/350mm/400mm/450mm/500mmThickness: 1.0mm after painting, 1.1mm after painting, 1.2mm after painting
We would like to support you not only the samples but also the specification details after getting your requirments, so please feel free to contact us if you need! 
Waiting for your active feedback, thank you!^_^Sincerely Yours!SinanaFeb.16, 2017

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·Add: No.99 Fengpu Avenue, Fengxian District, Shanghai, China.
Notice: The email under domain name address is j.best official one, if you will pay for us when confirming the order, please note our email domain name address, if not please pay attention to it and contact us for confirmation before payment, our service mobile: 0086-13918197839.

Gronk thank Sinana for letter.
Gronk say Sinana have whatever the heck kind of day Sinana want to have. Gronk not the boss of you. 

Wow! Gronk already know about hot new sale item, "metal box". Gronk totally know, girlfriend. Simply everyone have one now. Metal box is must-have item for spring! Look...

So, Gronk currently scoping out Metal Box selection, but not quite sure yet which metal box is right for Gronk. Who can choose, when every day, new models bursting onto marketplace? Gronk waiting to see what designs make big splash at Metal Box Conference in April! This year show going to be huge! When Gronk ready to make a move, Sinana will be first to know! Thank you!

Gronk Read Story! - Timothy, the Little Brown Bear, pt.2

Today Gronk finish reading story from yesterday. When last left Timothy Little Brown bear, he just ruin Owl chair. Sat in green paint. Seems Timothy just useless dope. Let see what happen at end of story!

Hoo-mans seating comfortably? Not care! SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

Gronk story! finish! Story complete! Sleep now! SLEEP! Don't make Gronk shout "SLEEP" again.

Gronk Read Story! - Timothy, the Little Brown Bear, pt.1

Good morning, hoo-man children! You like story? Too bad! You get story! Gronk read story now! Shut up! Graaah!

Gronk finish story tomorrow! Gronk tired!

Gronk make story. - Billy Siege.

Halloween Day - Gronk make poem.

Fancy Mans in Grave Yard.

One day, fancy mans say "Let's have rest in grave yard,
because we like wear stockings and foofy clothe."
Be fancy all day make tired,
and dead mans probably won't arose.

Use dead mans stone for chair.
Dead mans not like.
Be dead lots of years make hungry,
and dead mans not like you there.

"Graaah!" Dead mans got up!
Nobody could have guess!
"Ack! Dead mans! Squee!" say fancy mans.
Dead mans make yummy mess.

Dragon Shed.

Old-time village have problem
of where store extra mans.
Then weird mayor have giant idea.
"Make shed. Make look like dragon."
"Can put extra mans in dragon shed."

Village try shed idea.
Spent half village budget make dragon shed.
Make costume for dress like demon,
push mans into shed
with hay fork.

Turn out, people not like dragon shed,
and getting poked.
Village ask weird mayor to go.
Chase old weird mayor out of village.

Village elect farmer for new mayor.
Old weird mayor say "village not ready for proactive ideas."
Old weird mayor starve in woods.
Got eat by family of raccoons.

Gronk You Answer - Stock!StockStock!

Linda wang say...

Dear manager,
Many thanks for your time to read my email.
This's Linda, i learnt you from internet, we are a supplier of grains and oil in China mainland.
The main product include: beans, nuts, seeds&kernels, grains, edible cooking oil, canned food...etc, with high quality and good price, welcome you to choose.
If you are interested, pls contact me with no hesitation.
！
Linda wang
Jilin Tian’En Grain and Oil Imp & Exp Co.,Ltd

Thank for letter, capital Linda small Wang. First, Gronk want say that everyone need somebody. So, it good to see that you belong to This. I hope This treat you right. Maybe some day you stop being capital Linda small Wang and blossom into capital Linda capital Wang.

Gronk eat lots of thing in Gronk day. Extra hand that viking not using any more. Cat that Gronk found under other cat. Chalupa. But Gronk got to draw line somewhere. Gronk not interested in eat good price bean or nut from China. Gronk not crazy. But Gronk wonder about quality of good price imp. Gronk not have imp in long time. How much for imp?

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Me gronk

boneza say...

From: bozena
To:
Subject: HELLO
Did you receive my previous mail?

Thank for letter, boneza. Yes, Gronk receive you previous mail. It delicious. But Gronk still not ready for relationship.

Me Gronk.

Dasiy say...

Good day!Stock!Stock!Stock!
With promotion pricingWe are electronic cigarette factory. Pls check following our electronic cigarette price.
Windrose mod $19.8
HARIBON 18650 MOD $14.5
Corsair mod $14.9
manhattan MOD $13.65
Windrose mod $19.9
GIVO Mod $16.5
26650 Big nasty $15.9
Waitting for your further inquiry .



Best Regards,
Dasiy
BBCSUN CO.,LIMITED

Thanks for letter, Dasiy!Stock!Stock!Stock! Yes, Gronk need electronic cigarette. Gronk VCR not have good smoke in long time. VCR is jonesing big time! Can't concentrate or play Mama's Family tape any more! HAW HAW! BAH HAH HAH HAH hahahahaha! Gronk zing you good!

Gronk!Gronk!Gronk!

National Poetry Day - Gronk make poem. Field Drinky Man.

Tiny hoomans tell Gronk today "National Poetry Day" in somplace "Ink-a-land". Gronk make poem. You read Gronk poem. Have poetry.

Field drinky man.

Two mans and boy in field

where grow piles of hair.

Hat man seem boss of hair pile field.

Boy man think he boss of hair pile field

even though boy man have sissy hair cut.

Boy man fight hat man for be boss of hair pile field.

Drinky man think tired of working

in hair pile field.

Drink drink drink.

Drinky man think "why want be boss of hair pile field?"

Also think "what if hair pile field is just big head?"

Hat man argue boy man.

Boy man argue hat man.

Drinky man fall down

to sleep.

In hair pile field

that smell like balsam and jojoba

and have all-day shine.

Hey nonny hey.

Gronk poem done.

Sears Caravan Coordinated Colors - Gronk add sweep and drama with Sears Caravan.

Gronk find nice picture living room in mag-a-zine from puny hoomans. Gronk not sure pastel colors are real or just old paper colors. Gronk like think colors real. Gronk like mid-century modern things. Gronk talk about picture now.

Gronk sad picture go across two page. That mean picture have ugly fold in middle or try to hide fold using com-pu-tor. Hoomans who know how use com-pu-tor not help Gronk. Say too busy and give Gronk chew snack. After finish chew snack, Gronk scan picture. Gronk do Gronk best.

Gronk like sensible use of color in 1957, after lots of garish color use in decorating in Nineteen Forties. Gronk wonder what hoomans thinking, with dark green wall-paper and bright red carpet back in Forties. Gronk glad to see that go away. Colors in picture from Sears nice. Gronk can really see Gronk relaxing in room like that. Here, Gronk show you...

See? Gronk unwind in room with Sears Caravan decor. Colors easy to coordinate for Gronk. Easy for anyone! Gronk like soothing earth tone with blue. Gronk use touch of red for accent color. Gronk have all neighbors over for cock-tail and gossip, before neighbor husbands all get home. Everyone jealous Gronk decor.

Gronk like wall art. Gronk know name for "art in three piece", called "triptych". Gronk know art in two piece "dyptich". Gronk not know name for art in four piece. Maybe sometimes call "who drop and break art?" GRAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH. Gronk make great art joke!

Hah! Dumb hoo-mans! You live in yard with paper picture of trees in yard! What? Gronk hope you not live next to Kool-Aid Man! Easy for him to run through trees, shout "Oh yeaahh!". This why thick walls make good neighbor, especially when neighbor is violent corporate mascot. Make insurance rates go high. This why Kool-Aid family not have nice things.

Me Gronk.

Hoo-mans click for big picture.