Joke #1 - "Hi honey! Uuh, listen. How much of that roast have we got left? A friend or two may be coming for dinner."
Joke #2 - "Uh huh, uh huh. Okay, now I'm flipping you over and licking your back. What does that feel like? Hang on, can you speak up a little?"
Joke #3 - "Okay, that's the 'galant'' desk in birch. It comes flat-packed, right? No, that's fine: I have plenty of help. Expedited shipping, please. I don't know how long this old one can hold up."
Joke #4 - Twitter, 1945.
Joke #5 - "So in the last panel, Charlie brown says 'Oh good grief' Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah! I know, isn't it? That's why I called! Ha ha ha ha..."
Joke #6 - "Gasp! The police say the call came from INSIDE THIS ROOM!"
Joke #7 from Craig. Thanks Craig! HAH!... Scoop Croton-on Hudson.
"Hello? You say you're looking for 'Scoop?' We've got a Scoop Jackson, Scoop Smith, Scoop Yuzaka, Scoop Rosenbaum, Scoop Walker, Sir Scoop Croton-on-Hudson, Scoop ǃXoon from Botswana. Can you be more specific?"