2/7/11

Reporters - So many scoops.

Joke #1 - "Hi honey! Uuh, listen. How much of that roast have we got left? A friend or two may be coming for dinner."

Joke #2 - "Uh huh, uh huh. Okay, now I'm flipping you over and licking your back. What does that feel like? Hang on, can you speak up a little?"

Joke #3 - "Okay, that's the 'galant'' desk in birch. It comes flat-packed, right? No, that's fine: I have plenty of help. Expedited shipping, please. I don't know how long this old one can hold up."

Joke #4 - Twitter, 1945.

Joke #5 - "So in the last panel, Charlie brown says 'Oh good grief' Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah! I know, isn't it? That's why I called! Ha ha ha ha..."

Joke #6 - "Gasp! The police say the call came from INSIDE THIS ROOM!"

Joke #7 from Craig. Thanks Craig! HAH!... Scoop Croton-on Hudson.

"Hello? You say you're looking for 'Scoop?' We've got a Scoop Jackson, Scoop Smith, Scoop Yuzaka, Scoop Rosenbaum, Scoop Walker, Sir Scoop Croton-on-Hudson, Scoop ǃXoon from Botswana. Can you be more specific?"

1 comments:

Craig said...

Hello? You say you're looking for "Scoop?"

We've got a Scoop Jackson, Scoop Smith, Scoop Yuzaka, Scoop Rosenbaum, Scoop Walker, Sir Scoop Croton-on-Hudson, Scoop ǃXoon from Botswana. Can you be more specific?

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