Joke #2 - Automatic motorized cradle rocks baby, also complains about it's chafed nipples.
Joke #3 - New cradle rocks baby to sleep, notifies parents if baby is too fat. Future model may also feature "ugly baby alarm", pending customer demand.
Joke #4 - Automatic cradle rocks baby to sleep. Also rocks baby awake, rocks baby to vomit.
Joke #5 - New Tupperware cradle keeps babies fresh up to 50% longer than ordinary cradles. Eliminates "stale baby" wastefulness.
Joke #6 - New "Baby Davros" auto-cradle gives babies freedom of movement around the house. Soon to be approved road-legal in six states.
Joke #7 - New auto-cradle helps parents care for extra-demanding babies that insist on being rocked, sleeping.
Joke #8 - Extended-wear cradle keeps baby comfortable and dry for days, siphons off excess "baby juices" and stores them for sale overseas.
Joke #9 was flung over the wall by Fil (no relation). Thanks, Fil! - The excitement over the birth of their first child was briefly eclipsed by the excitement over father's new invention: The Baby Trebuchet.
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
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