Joke #2 - "Well, I just spoke to our Social Media Director, and apparently there isn't social media yet."
Joke #3 - "Guess what, Stan! I just spoke to our Social media Director, and apparently there's a short film down at the Roxy that 'simply everyone must see'. Something about a kitten spinning around on a gramophone record or something... and something about 'can I has Gershwin'. You're young - does that make any sense to you?"
Joke #4 - Well, I just spoke to our Social Media Director, and the prostitute he's with has definitely heard of our company."
Comatoast emerged from a catatonic state long enough to utter joke #5. Thanks Coma, you can rest now. "Mr. Howard, I think you're swell, and sometimes I watch you sleep through your bedroom window!"
"That's great Stan. Excuse me for a minute while I call security to have you escorted from the building."
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]