Joke #1 - "NOOOOO!! My children are in that crate!"
Joke #2 - "No. My wife is in that crate."
Joke #3 - "Nooooo! That's my new iPad Maxi in there!"
Joke #4 - The crate, destined for North Korea, slid off the truck and into the ravine. Fortunately, it only carried a shipment of sugar, and it would simply crash at the bottom, and not explode or anything crazy like that.
Joke #5 - Fortunately, the crate held Shrodinger's cat. So, to ensure his safety, the men simply promised each other never to open it.
Joke #6 - A scene from Initial D, Kentucky Drift. (1% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.)
A joke so good I'm kicking myself for not thinking of it comes to us from MisterFancyHotBalls_2. MFHB2, I look forward to meeting you on the field of battle. Joke #7 - NOOOOO! My crate of non-slip mats & safety tie down straps!!!!!
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
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