Joke #2 - Research entry - March 11th. 11:45AM. Still getting some weird harmonics from racks five and six. Maybe re-check connections after lunch. Hey! Today is taco Tuesday!
Joke #3 - The origin story for Spider-Man's real worst enemy, Doctor Rectupus.
Joke #4 - Logitech's skunk works boffins hard at work on their most compact input device 1946 had to offer. After initial success with "The Logitech Easy Input Monolith", it would be made slightly obsolete later in that same year with the release of a more popular wireless version.
Joke #5 was quickly submitted by Mr.FancyHyperlobicOmnicognateNeutronWranglerPants_42, (who clearly thinks he's so clever, he could talk all four legs off an Arcturan megadonkey, but only I could persuade it to go for a walk afterwards.) - Photo of the Milliard Gargantu-Brain at Maximegalon, which can count all the atoms in a star in a millisecond...
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]